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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #90 on Apr 12, 2005, 5:40am »
ALAN'S DEEP BATH ......brought to you by dettol.
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #91 on Apr 18, 2005, 2:02pm »
i love it when alan asks pete from dante fires if he can do any jokes in the conference
Alan: just a couple of jokes?
Pete:No! Alan no!
Alan: well theres no need for that
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #92 on Apr 19, 2005, 12:09pm »
Not trying to be pedantic Louis118, but when alan asks to do some jokes, pete actually replies with:

No Alan, you can't (obviously in a south african accent, not Brummy)

AND NOT; no!alan!no

I probably watch it too much, sorry.

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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #93 on Apr 26, 2005, 7:23am »
Is that a granite work surface?
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #94 on Apr 28, 2005, 10:10am »
I just stayed in and watched a documentary on quicksand.

better than having fictional listeners Dave!

Sorry about the smell of urine...there really is nothing to do around here.

We have to leave....why?.....crossed wires
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #95 on May 1, 2005, 2:33pm »
"that was classic intercourse"
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #96 on May 2, 2005, 4:42pm »
ALAN- Would you like a cigar tony...

LYN- oh yes please

ALAN- Rolled on the thighs of a virgin
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'o' i'd like to have it off with her
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #97 on May 3, 2005, 9:09am »
guaranteed to blown your mind.....

Classic queen
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Got you with the old jeans rule did they.....bloody Nazi's
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #98 on May 13, 2005, 4:15pm »
Pete and Bernie's Philosophical Steak-House.
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #99 on May 29, 2005, 9:05pm »
"You see these pictures in the papers of old Women's faces.."

I've no idea where he was going with that line! ;D
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #100 on May 31, 2005, 11:32am »
"Lyn, It's hotter than the sun!"
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #101 on Jun 27, 2005, 10:09am »
Do you mind if I talk ? It helps me to keep the wolf from the door, so to speak .
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Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre ? I'll be honest, I'm
dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to DI-XONS !
They do say it'll help people in WHEEEEELCHAIRS !
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #102 on Jul 5, 2005, 12:38pm »
"no, that's a razor.....could've done with that for the crackling"
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #103 on Jul 7, 2005, 2:48pm »
I've got cheese! This is cheese!
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Re: Completely Random Quotes
« Reply #104 on Aug 13, 2006, 6:02am »
On DVD commentary:
"The BBC is riddled, top to bottom, with Communists. They pretend to be Liberal Democrats, but they're really closet Communists".
Many a true word was said in jest!!!
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