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Post by Covered Market on Aug 1, 2004 14:54:03 GMT -5
My all time favourite quote has to be the splendid and tremendous;
"Close your mouth Lynn."
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Post by Webmaster on Aug 1, 2004 14:57:55 GMT -5
This is not my all time favourite, but popular for me at the moment:
"Boob Olympics, The Eurovision Thong Contest, and Wet Christmas!"
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Post by Benzine on Aug 1, 2004 17:09:39 GMT -5
With a little bit of bloooomin' luck!
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Post by Mark on Aug 2, 2004 11:16:12 GMT -5
"the votes are closed, and clearly the rings and the flies have been roundly trounced by the quick feet of blouse wearing tycoon, michael flatley. Flatley my dear, I dont riverdance - Give a damn."
;D
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Post by anal dirge prat on Aug 2, 2004 13:17:55 GMT -5
8-)monkey tennis or inner city sumo  |
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 2, 2004 13:48:10 GMT -5
If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who’s also your brother!!!
The best by far! I crack up every time I hear it!
;D
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Post by Covered Market on Aug 3, 2004 12:01:28 GMT -5
If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who’s also your brother!!! The best by far! I crack up every time I hear it! ;D I have to agree. From that same scene I like it when Peter Baxendale Thomas (Chris Morris) says "No you complete cretin I'm just contributing to this farce!". Brilliant! |
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Post by first_class on Aug 3, 2004 17:19:38 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"I’ve been working like a Japanese prisoner of war, But a happy one"[/glow] ;D
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Slaphead
Partridge Newbie
"crab flavoured sticks"
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Post by Slaphead on Aug 8, 2004 9:04:58 GMT -5
I think my favourite one is from I Know What Alan Did Last Summer:
"I released an unexpected but potent gust, and I'd like to apologize in advance if it registers because it is out there."
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Post by Jill50 on Aug 11, 2004 7:18:47 GMT -5
"Are you a raver?"
"No, I'm Straight"
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FATBACK
Partridge Newbie
M62!
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Post by FATBACK on Aug 11, 2004 11:19:03 GMT -5
for me it has to be when michaels telling the lady boy story....
"so, he flipped 'er over reet! and fff......and funnily enough, it landed on all four wheels and they just drove away!"
the monkey story is hilarious too...."you threw a monkey in the sea?!?!"
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RainbowBrite
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RainbowBrite was brought into a world of grey in order to restore colour & cheerfulness to the land
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Post by RainbowBrite on Aug 12, 2004 8:46:02 GMT -5
It's far too difficult for me to choose, but the one I used in my signature always springs to mind for sheer randomness which makes me laugh out loud. Don't get me started on other shows, I'll be here all day...but a non-Partridge favourite has to be 'I ate all your bees!' from Black Books. Again, hilarious randomness! ;D And there be my first post. Hello all!  |
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 12, 2004 8:51:40 GMT -5
hello
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Post by actionslacks on Aug 12, 2004 8:55:21 GMT -5
i've got to say ,i have mostly positive memories of 'Rainbow Brite', but i would not like to see a collaboration between her and Alan Partridge, it would be far too over the top.
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RainbowBrite
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RainbowBrite was brought into a world of grey in order to restore colour & cheerfulness to the land
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Post by RainbowBrite on Aug 12, 2004 9:01:13 GMT -5
Aw come on...imagine the lurid sportswear. Rainbow coloured golfing sweater? Back of the net!
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