Tobias
Partridge Newbie
Posts: 14
|
Post by Tobias on Jan 13, 2005 10:31:13 GMT -5
sorry to post again but here's another.
when dave clifton calls him an oap alan replies...
"what? old? i'm 43 you cheeky git!"
not one of my favourites but one which is funny every time. i think every single alan partridge show is funny from start to end...all of it
|
|
|
Post by ladypartridge on Jan 14, 2005 8:31:32 GMT -5
Alan to Susan:
"I'm Leaving you you silly cow! *pause* Sorry, joke. Backfired a bit".
|
|
|
Post by ruddybloodygood on Feb 7, 2005 17:35:06 GMT -5
"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!" Absolute classic quote ;D
And the 1s where hes at the gate: "I'm an arsonist, with a big box of matches - please let me in so I can set fire to your staff. [Gate Opens] Unbelievable!" "Hello, I'm a communist with a gun, I hate you lot. I've just thrown the royal family off a plane. Can I use your toilet please?"
Alan Partridge, what a ledgend! word up. peace out. Rachel x
|
|
|
Post by cookinginprison on Feb 20, 2005 2:08:16 GMT -5
Can so called dedicated Partridge fans try to get their all-time favourite quotes correct. I actually do think the people making unforgivable errors are a bit simple.
"You're mad you are." "I s'pose i am a bit mad."
"Hello you bastard...."
"Alan, i love you." "Thanks alot."
"Ahhh......Don't know what you're talking about...."
|
|
Tom
Partridge Newbie
Posts: 7
|
Post by Tom on Feb 21, 2005 15:49:05 GMT -5
I like the quote "MARY POPPINS!" although he only says it once
|
|
|
Post by DoYouLikeOwls on Feb 25, 2005 9:03:52 GMT -5
"You're old enough to be my daughter....well younger sister. Either way it's incest"
The comedy genius at his best
|
|
|
Post by digitaldave on Mar 3, 2005 13:16:10 GMT -5
One of my favourites is describing Lynnes baptism.. with bobby voice..
'Imagine being dunked by him... Wheres the money?' 'I dunno' 'Down ya go!'
|
|
|
Post by jonathan on Mar 4, 2005 6:55:35 GMT -5
Fave quote: " I've been pubic for....31 years."
|
|
james
Partridge Newbie
Posts: 3
|
Post by james on Mar 17, 2005 7:09:57 GMT -5
michael: "Alan what are you doing?" Alan: "oh, im just destroying some cerial boxes" M: "Best watch out man, people will be calling you a cerial killer" or "Full beam!!" or "NO ALAN YOU CANT!!!" "well theres no need for that!!!"
|
|
|
Post by yesitsanextender on Apr 5, 2005 11:08:20 GMT -5
'his pants were so far off his backside, you could more or less see his anus'.
Spiceworld!
|
|
|
Post by SteveWeave on Apr 6, 2005 8:26:50 GMT -5
the best two parts of alan for me are:
from basic alan: I’m going nowhere, Lynn. Quite literally, I’m on the ring road. Third time round. I’ve just been into B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use ‘em. Never gonna use ‘em. Meet me in the car park in half an hour, Lynn.
and from watership alan: Peter: I don’t care what you call your sordid little grief-hole. It makes no difference to me. The fact is that an awful lot of my colleagues are –<br>
Alan: [Interrupting] Are farmyard animals, yes.
Peter: You’re talking about my friends, here.
Alan: I’ve probably got more friends than you’ve got cows.
Peter: This is ridiculous.
Alan: How many cows have you got?
Peter: I’ve got a hundred cattle.
Alan: Yeah, I’ve got a hundred and four friends.
truly briliant!
|
|
|
Post by BobbyDavro on Apr 6, 2005 8:37:40 GMT -5
"you're laughing at weather"
haha
|
|
|
Post by SteveWeave on Apr 6, 2005 8:47:19 GMT -5
And, he is Mr. Numero… one….
|
|
|
Post by alienjudge on Jul 15, 2005 7:19:44 GMT -5
"You're always going on about Benjamin Netinyahu. Let it go Lynn, you're never going to meet him"
cracks me up every time
|
|