Quotes that make u say AHAA!

[Monkeytennis]

Kum on give me the best quotes you can find, and pleeze sum newer ones , the ones people forget when they shouldnt.

[Monkeytennis]

Woman"Yes i noticed alot of bitterness , you end nearly every story with, needless to say , i had the last laugh"

Alan"Well you can end chapters with needles to say, i took drugs"

[colinpartridge]

so many favourite quotes and moments. Quote would have to be

'Lynn, you couldn't present a......cat'

Fave moment either the face he pulls coming out of the lift when Lynn says , 'I could be your wife', in series one.
Or, 'Into me!!!!'

[Alan Perdrix]

when he's interviewing John Thompson as 'another Alan Partridge' (who has a bad facial tick)-

"i'll put the tie on if i can keep my head still"

"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....what a marvelous sense of humour...what a triumph of the human spirit!"


from the Christmas special-

(to Liz Herron)-"interesting laugh you've got there, sounds like a big bird....it really does"

"lovely Liz with your lovely bird laugh"


with Tony Lamezma the hypnotist-his little scary monster voice is brilliant!


"Knowing me, Alan Partridge, sacking you, Glen Ponder...A Ha!.....and on that bombshell"


"you can't do this, you can't say that...GET OUT!oooh, look at me, i work for BBC2"



some of my faves at the moment.

and "miss moneypenney's an eejit!"

[Parole Officer]

" I cannot BELIEVE that there are still people talking!"
The Parole Officer

[ladypartridge]

Guest-Parole said:

" I cannot BELIEVE that there are still people talking!"
The Parole Officer

[james]

"if i had a twix id stick 1 in your ear, one up your nose and one up your..........bum. But thatd mean id have to open another 1 and im not prepared to do taht. Id use a four finger 1, saving the last finger for myself......... having washed my hands"