Big Posh Sod
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You make pigs smoke !!
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Post by Big Posh Sod on Nov 1, 2004 5:22:40 GMT -5
;D i've got started now doing these... anymore requests?   ...it's hotter than the sun  |
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Post by Webmaster on Nov 1, 2004 15:56:10 GMT -5
You really have a telent for this! That picture of Alan with the pigeons looks so real. The rest of Alan's ideas are below. Maybe you can make something from them  : /me A detective series based in Norwich called ‘Swallow’. Swallow is a detective who tackles vandalism. Bit of a maverick, not afraid to break the law if he thinks it’s necessary. He’s not a criminal, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if he, for example, he wants to get somewhere quickly…/me Alan Attack!’. Like the Cook Report, but with a more slapstick approach./me Knowing M.E., Knowing You’. I, Alan Partridge, talk to M.E. sufferers about the condition. You know, we intersperse it with their favourite pop songs, make it light-hearted, you know, give them a platform, you’ve got to keep the energy up, because…/me ‘Inner-City Sumo’. We take fat people from the inner cities, put them in big nappies, and then get them to throw each other out of a circle that we draw with chalk on the ground./me Monkey Tennis/me Idea for film extravaganza. Plot, thus: Malcolm McDowell is trapped in the future. He’s being pursued by a cyberpunk from the past, played by Rutger Hauer. |
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Post by Webmaster on Nov 1, 2004 15:58:08 GMT -5
The rest of Alan's ideas are below. Are there an I'ved missed, from any series of Alan Partridge? |
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Post by Webmaster on Nov 1, 2004 16:10:42 GMT -5
/me Cooking in prison.
/me ‘Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank’.
/me Idea for a programme, ladyshapes with Alan Partridge. I look at the changing shape of ladies through the ages, from fat, chubby ladies of the Renaissance, to hard-faced Cromwellian sourpusses, right up to twentieth-century well-toned women like [picks up picture of Jet] Sharon Davies and Jet from Gladiators.
/me Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. [He puts the Dictaphone down for a second. A worrying thought then occurs to him and he switches it on again.] Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.
/me Idea for a television programme based on Michael Palin’s ‘Pole To Pole’. Except I circumnavigate the globe only driving through countries where they drive on the left. And I do it in a lovely old Bullnose Morris. We could call it ‘Around The World With Alan Partridge In A Bullnose On The Left’.
/me Idea for a programme entitled ‘Yachting Mishaps’. Some funny, some tragic. Presented by that man who was trapped upside-down in his hull eating chocolate.
/me Idea for a programme called ‘Free Spirits’. No, change that to ‘Bad Attitude’.
/me Could we come ‘live from the Blarney-stone’?
From the add-on I'm Alan Partridge Series 1:
/me Idea for a mountaineering drama entitled ‘Bonnington’, with Brian Blessed in the title role. It’s filmed on location, on Everest, with close-ups on Scafell Pike. No-one will know the difference, we’ll just paint the rocks white. I also know for a fact that Brian Blessed can act at high altitude without oxygen.
/me Idea for a programme entitled ‘Roman Hobbies’. Self-explanatory.
/me ‘The History of Chocolate’, a light-hearted look at confectionary through the ages. The full chocolate gamut, erm, the Ripple versus Flake debate, chocolate banjos – what went wrong…
Are there any ideas mentioned in I'm Alan Partridge Series 2?
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Post by actionslacks on Nov 23, 2004 8:10:14 GMT -5
;D i've got started now doing these... anymore requests? ...it's hotter than the sun you forgot..."ooooh! god!!!!" |
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tungsten tipped screws
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Post by tungsten tipped screws on Dec 10, 2004 8:56:08 GMT -5
I'm on the road to nowhere Lynn,quite literally,i'm on the ring road.
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that was classic intercourse 
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