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Post by actionslacks on Aug 15, 2004 10:14:38 GMT -5
Roger Moore would win in the character of Bond against David's character of 'Baywatch person' , because as a 'Bond' agent he is trained not to be too distracted by woman whilst in a dangerous situation. therefore David's 'baywatch babes' would fail to entice Moore, whilst David attempted to whack him with his float.giving Moore time to tranquilise him with a poison dart from his 'special dart-shooting tie pin..or something.
..but if in fact they are fighting as normal actors out of character, then David would win because he is strong and healthy and Moore is an old man.
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 15, 2004 12:14:15 GMT -5
hahahahaha!
David is no spring chicken himself you know!
but yeah roger moore would probably win
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Post by jill50 on Aug 15, 2004 20:48:58 GMT -5
It would definitely be a close run thing indeed. If David Hasselhoff were to have Kit (as Michael Knight) and Hoby (Baywatch) as backup he would have the edge over Roger easily. However, one on one Roger's class, dashing good looks and British stiff upper lip would win hands down. An image of David Hasselhoff's "Battered" body with orange lifeguard jacket strewn out on the beach with the themesong from Baywatch playing slowly whilst the picture fades out would be the perfect conclusion to this clash of the titans."....I'll be there....whenever you need..." <--- rendition of the Baywatch Theme Song.
"There's still some plastic japanese soldiers in here fighting the war…. "
"Hehe, you daft racist"
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Post by Webmaster on Aug 16, 2004 16:45:16 GMT -5
But who looks more like Alan Partridge. Roger or David. I would go David on this one.
Who acts more like Alan Partridge... Roger moore everytime.
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 17, 2004 6:59:54 GMT -5
but would alan be good in a fight? he would just lock himself in the BP garage and taunt David over the microphone, threatening to poke twixes in him!
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Post by Covered Market on Aug 18, 2004 5:29:07 GMT -5
"....I'll be there....whenever you need..." "Don't sing Jill50 it sounds bad." I think Roger Moore would win. |
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 18, 2004 13:28:42 GMT -5
Dave's getting roundly trounced by blouse wearing tycoon Roger Moore.
Surely someone out there wants to back him!
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Post by FATBACK on Aug 18, 2004 13:54:54 GMT -5
flatley my dear, i dont riverdance! (give a damn)
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