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Post by Covered Market on Aug 3, 2004 12:45:40 GMT -5
"What are you doing Alan?"
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Post by Webmaster on Aug 3, 2004 12:50:23 GMT -5
Alan:"Michael is in charge of our Internet computer"
Michael: "There's nee porn on it!"
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Post by Covered Market on Aug 3, 2004 12:58:47 GMT -5
"Did you understand that?"
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Post by first_class on Aug 3, 2004 17:31:30 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"The only man I know who wears slippers on the street is called Dougie. He wonders round Norwich shopping precinct with a Cornish pasty in his hand, shouting "get away. It's a bomb!". He's insane."[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]From Knowing me, Knowing you[/glow]
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 3, 2004 20:04:08 GMT -5
"Jet from Gladiators is to host a millennium barndance, at Yeovil aerodrome, properly policed, it must not, I repeat must not, turn into an all-night rave."
;D
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Post by Covered Market on Aug 4, 2004 5:34:54 GMT -5
"I can hear 'em, but I can't see 'em."
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Post by Benzine on Aug 4, 2004 6:00:29 GMT -5
were you close?
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 4, 2004 7:54:10 GMT -5
when a cowboy fires a gun theres a bang, it gives you a chance to duck. When a cowboy has an arrow fired at him he hears nothing. If he's lucky it just sticks in his hat and he just looks daft.
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Post by Benzine on Aug 5, 2004 7:24:13 GMT -5
In 1976 no-one died, In 1977 no-one died, In 1978 no-one died, In 1979 no-one died, In 1980 someone died, In 1981 no-one died, In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon, in 1983 no-one died, in 1984 no-one died, in 1985 no-one died, in 1986...i could go on.
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Post by Covered Market on Aug 5, 2004 14:29:57 GMT -5
You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak!
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 6, 2004 12:40:08 GMT -5
Sorry, We’ve Only Got One Chair, The Other One … Burnt Down…<br> ;D
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Post by Covered Market on Aug 6, 2004 12:49:52 GMT -5
Grab a pew!
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 7, 2004 17:30:49 GMT -5
It’s Still Corporal Punishment, I’ll See You In Strasbourg
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Post by Covered Market on Aug 8, 2004 5:42:13 GMT -5
"It's not here. It's not here! Thats the bear again."
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 8, 2004 12:23:47 GMT -5
mine's a pint *skips away*
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