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Post by colin pheasant on Aug 24, 2004 11:59:40 GMT -5
"i was reading the book of Genesis the other day...that bloody snake....rrrrrr."
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"i think id be more preoccupied with the fact that i was encountering a talking snake.i think whether i wanted an apple or not would be a side issue"
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Post by smellmycheese on Aug 24, 2004 14:45:38 GMT -5
Well, well, well, well... well, then I won't then.
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Post by smellmycheese on Aug 25, 2004 13:00:30 GMT -5
Then Sonya and I took our tops off and had a cuddle.
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Post by colin pheasant on Aug 25, 2004 13:23:32 GMT -5
"fe fi fo fum i smell the blood of an ungrateful bunch of bastards"
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Tex as in like Texas
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Post by Tex as in like Texas on Aug 25, 2004 13:25:00 GMT -5
"I had full sex with a woman"
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Post by Tex as in like Texas on Aug 25, 2004 13:26:37 GMT -5
"Hey Tex we're having a ho-down, I'm down - but I'm not a ho"
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"It's cardiovascular"
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Post by Tex as in like Texas on Aug 25, 2004 13:28:02 GMT -5
"Two there, two there, one in the middle of the floor for the computer"
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Post by colin pheasant on Aug 25, 2004 13:31:22 GMT -5
"let me tell u about the set-up at apache - u cant use the toilet because it's blocked"
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Post by mike from polgrave on Aug 25, 2004 13:45:37 GMT -5
A: Do you see the stars, Fernando?
G: The winner takes it all
A: Mamma mia, here I go again
G: I have a dream
A: Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
G: Voulez-vous (A: aha!)
Take it now or leave it (aha!)
Now is all we get (aha!)
Nothing promised, no regrets
Voulez-vous (aha!)
Ain't no big decision (aha!)
You know what to do (aha!)
La question c'est voulez-vous
Voulez-vous...
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Post by Tex as in like Texas on Aug 25, 2004 13:57:07 GMT -5
Alan: "What do we have to eat?"
Sonya: "Eggs, chicken."
A: "Which came first?"
S: "Well I did buy chickenon Thursday."
A: "Yeah, chicken's fine."
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Post by Tex as in like Texas on Aug 25, 2004 14:04:14 GMT -5
Toilet humour:
"I've just realised I'm in a caravan with 3 women, just don't all go to the toilet at once and talk about me behind my back - because it really is too small. Sound bog though, the chemicals in that toilet will dissolve a corpse."
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"this toilet is a saniflow 33 and this little babe can cope with anything and i mean anything. earlier on i put in a pound of mashed up dundee cake - let's take a look. not a trace - peace of mind im sure, especially if u have elderly relatives on board"*cue some fantastic expressions*
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FATBACK
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M62!
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Post by FATBACK on Aug 25, 2004 14:04:31 GMT -5
"alan i love you!"
"thanks a lot!"
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Post by smellmycheese on Aug 29, 2004 16:00:28 GMT -5
"So have you been seeing any other men"?
"Well, aside from you, there's three or four regulars".
"Michael, what the hell's going on"?
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 29, 2004 16:40:06 GMT -5
If my mobiles switched off its for a reason. I was at an owl sanctury, I was worried that one of the birds would mistake my phone for a mating call. Cant have a bird trying to have sex with my phone
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Post by jedmaxwell on Aug 30, 2004 16:09:02 GMT -5
"Go to London. i guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated.
catch the train to london, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway."
"Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag!"
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