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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 11, 2004 17:07:12 GMT -5
But My Cousin Did Once Buy A Pirated Tweenie From A Covered Market IN Brundell, And It Was Filled With Soiled Bandages…
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Slaphead
Partridge Newbie
"crab flavoured sticks"
Posts: 8
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Post by Slaphead on Aug 11, 2004 17:57:24 GMT -5
"Ah, great! Lynn... the fat envelope. Not you Lynn."
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Post by Covered Market on Aug 12, 2004 6:47:17 GMT -5
"Alreet John me old mucker?"
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 12, 2004 7:32:00 GMT -5
jus’ farted in a tax inspector’s face… and it was mostly deliberate.
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Post by actionslacks on Aug 12, 2004 8:46:17 GMT -5
You've got to laugh when you fall off a sofa
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Post by actionslacks on Aug 12, 2004 8:58:22 GMT -5
Lynn..these are sex people!
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Post by Jurassicpark on Aug 12, 2004 9:00:16 GMT -5
....would’nt want to though, not unless it’d been stunned, even then it’s gonna weigh the best part of a ton.
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Post by smellmycheese on Aug 22, 2004 7:17:01 GMT -5
Let's just call the whole thing a thoroughly nice chap and (in South African accent) it doesn't matter what race he is!
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Post by smellmycheese on Aug 22, 2004 7:18:34 GMT -5
Yeah, we all sweat, don't we?
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Post by smellmycheese on Aug 22, 2004 7:19:34 GMT -5
Come on, John. Let's go to Sprowston!
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Post by smellmycheese on Aug 22, 2004 7:21:42 GMT -5
Let's go and get ourselves (in southern USA accent) a curly Cumberland Sausage from the lil' bitty chef! That's, Little Chef.
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Post by Help meeeeeee on Aug 22, 2004 20:11:27 GMT -5
I love going through all my alan partridge episodes just watching the funny parts over and over. It's really pissing me off that i cant find the bit where he says something along the lines of this:
"Some of the things that me and sonja do are top shelf... Top shelf in this country, not like that stuff abroard, i dont want to see an erection..."
Can anyone please tell me what the episode is and i'll be very happy.
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Post by smellmycheese on Aug 23, 2004 9:08:14 GMT -5
That's Episode 5: I Know What Alan Did Last Summer.
That also has:
"Yeah. Chill out, babe - love - Lynn. That last one".
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FATBACK
Partridge Newbie
M62!
Posts: 24
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Post by FATBACK on Aug 23, 2004 13:54:37 GMT -5
"they've got hooves! it'd take some doing but i cant see it!"
"could you just answer yes for the purposes of a joke?"
"to do what you do for such RUBBISH money!"
"see you in strasbourg!"
"gonna cane me?!"
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Post by Hanrahanrahan on Aug 24, 2004 9:08:52 GMT -5
"i'll kiss you later, and the rest, whoah."
"there's a spoon in the bathroom but a've nae cause to use it"
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