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Post by sausageasascoop on Apr 12, 2005 5:40:38 GMT -5
ALAN'S DEEP BATH ......brought to you by dettol.
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Post by louis118 on Apr 18, 2005 14:02:46 GMT -5
i love it when alan asks pete from dante fires if he can do any jokes in the conference Alan: just a couple of jokes? Pete:No! Alan no! Alan: well theres no need for that
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Post by sausageasascoop on Apr 19, 2005 12:09:37 GMT -5
Not trying to be pedantic Louis118, but when alan asks to do some jokes, pete actually replies with: No Alan, you can't (obviously in a south african accent, not Brummy) AND NOT; no!alan!no I probably watch it too much, sorry. dpb www.davidbacon.co.uk"...go and stand over there by the yakults"
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Post by lintontraveltavern on Apr 26, 2005 7:23:48 GMT -5
Is that a granite work surface?
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Post by sausageasascoop on Apr 28, 2005 10:10:31 GMT -5
I just stayed in and watched a documentary on quicksand.
better than having fictional listeners Dave!
Sorry about the smell of urine...there really is nothing to do around here.
We have to leave....why?.....crossed wires
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Post by SteinKaare on May 1, 2005 14:33:17 GMT -5
"that was classic intercourse"
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Parma
Playing Monkey Tennis
AH HO HO HO
Posts: 67
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Post by Parma on May 2, 2005 16:42:36 GMT -5
ALAN- Would you like a cigar tony...
LYN- oh yes please
ALAN- Rolled on the thighs of a virgin
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Post by daveymarsh on May 3, 2005 9:09:00 GMT -5
guaranteed to blown your mind.....
Classic queen
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Post by desertstorm on May 13, 2005 16:15:03 GMT -5
Pete and Bernie's Philosophical Steak-House.
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Gid
Partridge Newbie
.....that's git...
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Post by Gid on May 29, 2005 21:05:08 GMT -5
"You see these pictures in the papers of old Women's faces.."
I've no idea where he was going with that line! ;D
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Phoebe
Partridge Newbie
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Post by Phoebe on May 31, 2005 11:32:22 GMT -5
"Lyn, It's hotter than the sun!"
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Post by jolanda on Jun 27, 2005 10:09:00 GMT -5
Do you mind if I talk ? It helps me to keep the wolf from the door, so to speak . [pause] Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre ? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to DI-XONS ! They do say it'll help people in WHEEEEELCHAIRS !
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Post by alienjudge on Jul 5, 2005 12:38:40 GMT -5
"no, that's a razor.....could've done with that for the crackling"
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Post by smellmycheese on Jul 7, 2005 14:48:46 GMT -5
I've got cheese! This is cheese!
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Post by smellmycheese on Aug 13, 2006 6:02:04 GMT -5
On DVD commentary: "The BBC is riddled, top to bottom, with Communists. They pretend to be Liberal Democrats, but they're really closet Communists". Many a true word was said in jest!!!
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